18+ Jokes

A Pastor was preaching to his congregation... PASTOR: Be prepared for we don't know when the Lord will come. Akpos stood up... AKPOS: Pastor, I'm sure my mum knows when...

HUSBAND: Sweetheart! WIFE: Yes honey! HUSBAND: Come! WIFE: Why? HUSBAND: Come first. WIFE: Ok, I'm here. HUSBAND: Pull off your clothes. WIFE: What for...

A Guy got this job at a condom factory and was very happy when they offered him the position of quality control. This position comes with a condition, which is to test 1 out of...

After a heart surgery, Akpos told his doctor that his wife was afraid to have s*x with him. The Doctor assured him that it would do him no harm. Akpos asked him to give it to him...

Akpos wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for Christmas Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision. After careful consideration, he...

Akpos was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. Akpos said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go...

An old couple returning from Ghana cross the border. The customs agent ask the man, "Did you buy anything while in Ghana?"The man answers, "No."The man's wife asks her husband, "...

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

An old man with a brown bag, entered a bus, and sat close to a lady putting on a very long skirt. The old man dips his hands in the bag and brought out a photo and camera, in...

TRUE FACTSIt takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg.The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.The femur is as hard as...