18+ Jokes
IMPORTANT ADVICE TO GIRLS Before you hand over your b r e a s ts to any man, first check how he drinks pure water...
Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan while you're having sex? A: Let her catch you doing it.
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when...
Two men and a woman went into a bar... "What is your name?" the barman asked the first man. "Tejiri" Was the reply. "How had your day been Tejiri?". "Great! I've...
He starts by telling you that you are SEXY. He then removes the 'Y' and has S E X with you. After that, he takes 'S' and start calling you his 'EX'
A girl was toweling her wet p**sy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until the p**sy cried "Meow" and run away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals...
Diane goes to the doctor, and says: "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and...
She starts out by drawing a p*nis on the calk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?" And little David says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!" And the teacher...
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. The husband put 'MYP*NIS' The wife immediately fell on the floor laughing because of what she saw on...
A fine and sweet lady went to a pastor and said, "Pastor I'm above 40 and still single. I've gone out with twenty guys but when the time calls for marriage they..." She started...