Marriage Jokes
WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you! AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"
The first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2...
An angry wife to her husband (Akpos) on phone.Wife: Where the hell are you?Akpos: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with...
A conversation between Akpos and his newly wedded wife Ekaette. Akpos: Honey, I have a problem at work. Ekaette: Point of correction, never say "I" but "WE". We are one now...
My uncle's wife suspected my uncle was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling my uncle, and laid a trap for him. That night,...
Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didn't wish me. As I entered my cabin my secretary...
During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, "women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in...
[How it began]Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!Ekaitte: "Alright love..."Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna start with part 1. There was a husband...
MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!