Marriage Jokes

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man,and tells the driver "do you want to earn $500 right away?". The driver excitedly said "what do I have to...

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. MAN: I want to thank you. I am a...

Osas,was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear steel underwear. He locks the underwear and gives the key to his best friend Akpos, saying "If i don't come back...

A cockroach's last word to a man who wanted to kill it "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You are just jealous that I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her!"

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I...

Be careful who prints your wedding programme! A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding programme but he made a mistake Instead he printed John 4:18.1 John 4:18 says "...

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon....

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...

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