School Jokes
A nursery two girl, asked her teacher, "Ma, can my Mum get pregnant?" "The teacher asked, "How old is your mum?" The girl said, "She is forty years old." The teacher...
Little Donald was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. "If you had 100 naira," said the teacher, "and I asked you for a loan of 80 naira, how much...
What Should I Do With This my WAEC result that was just released? 1. English F9 2. Mathematics F9 3. Biology F9 4. Economics F9 5. Chemistry F9 6. Physics F9 7. Civic...
TEACHER: Your Child cannot spell 'Cow' FATHER: A cow is too big for a 3-year-old boy, Madam. Why don't you start with small things like Mosquito, Grasshopper or butterfly...
In an International Mathematics Competition... QUESTION: Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Do I look like a magician? AMERICAN: You must be daydreaming! JAPANESE: There'...
In a Biology Class... TEACHER: Why do women live a better and longer life compared to men? AKPOS: Because women don;t have a wife.
In a Mathematics Class... TEACHER: Kevin, If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Mary and 4 to Princess, then what will you get? KEVIN: 3 New Girlfriends.
During a Maths Test... QUESTION 1 IF (3x^2+4x)/(2x+9) = 5 FIND X? This was Akpos answer script he submitted to the Maths Teacher after the test... ANSWER X is...
In a physics class... TEACHER: Who can define Force KEMI: Force is an interaction between two physical bodies. TEACHER: Good Kemi. Akpos, can you give me an example of...
TEACHER: Can you please tell the class why you're so late? AKPOS: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here.