School Jokes
My former schoolmates sent me a message saying we should pay N50,000 for Secondary School Reunion... I replied, "N50,000 for just Secondary School reunion?!!! It's not by force...
Akpos got home from school... AKPOS: Daddy, I got 100 marks at school today. DADDY: (very happy) Wow! How did u get it? AKPOS: From our teacher's cane!
During an English test... TEST: Write an essay about 400-500 words on how rain starts. AKPOS ANSWER: Thuuu! Thuuu!! Thwaaa!!!! Thwaa! Treeee.... Phaaa.... Shhh.... Hwaaaa...
KWAME: Akpos, do you know Newton's second law? AKPOS: No, I'm a science student, not a law student!
TEACHER: Look, the equation is simple! If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in another, what do I have? AKPOS: A drinking problem? TEACHER: No! The answer is 11...
Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said little Akpos. “Why not, Akpos?” his dad asked. Akpos replied, “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week...
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. TEACHER: Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today....
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the class teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word, 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on...
Earlier today, when I was teaching my pupils a topic, 'GENDER', I elaborated the topic by letting them know that we have the MASCULINE gender, FEMININE gender, COMMON gender and...
TEACHER: Akpos! AKPOS: Yes ma! TEACHER: What do you want to become when you grow up? AKPOS: I want to be a Drug -Trafficker; I'll smuggle drugs from Dubai into China, I'...