School Jokes

I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...Dear Cynthia,With reference to the syllabus of my feelings...

While preparing for WAEC, Boateng told Akpos to pay some amount of money so that he would see a native doctor. According to him, once the exams commenced no one would be able to...

Teacher Wants to Test Akpos IQ... TEACHER: Akpos, what is a Period? AKPOS: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous. TEACHER: Why Akpos? AKPOS:...

During English class, the teacher asked akpos to spell plantain and the following conversations took place: TEACHER: Hey Akpos, spell plantain? AKPOS: Which of the plantain...

Akpos was very pressed. But luckily for him, he passed by a lonely school where no eyes was preying.He noticed a sign board behind the school with the inscription that says" DO...

A boy was teaching a girl maths. He kissed her and then kissed her again and said, "This is addition." Then the girl kissed him back and said, "This is subtraction." Then they...

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...

TEACHER: "I killed a person", convert it to future tense.AKPOS: The future tense is, "You will go to jail".

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren!

TEACHER: The process of developing from a child to an adult is called? AKPOS: ADULTERY!