School Jokes

One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?Ans.-...

TEACHER: Akpos, What are you going to become in future?AKPOS: A Facebook Admin.TEACHER: I mean what are you going to do for mum and dad when you become a man?AKPOS: Add them as...

TEACHER: Akpos spell ORANGE? AKPOS: Which one? The colour or the fruit?

TEACHER: Akpos, why do you always get so dirty?AKPOS: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...Dear Cynthia,With reference to the syllabus of my feelings...

Little Akpos was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything, tutors, mentors, flash cards, and special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Nairobi recently was faced with a unique problem.A number of senior secondary school girls were beginning to use lipstick...

I met a girl at a shopping mall, she was looking so sexy and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened:ME: HiGIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi.ME: My...