School Jokes

TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test? TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark.JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do.

SON: Dad, I'm tired of doing homework.FATHER: Now, son, hard work never killed anyone.SON: I know, but I don't want to be the first.

FATHER: Why did you get such a low score in that test?SON: I was Absent when they did the test.FATHER: You were absent on the day of the test?SON: No, but the boy who sits next to...

In an English class...TEACHER: Akpos, make a sentence with yam.AKPOS: I eat yam.TEACHER: Good Akpos. I need you to make the sentence longer.AKPOS: I eat yam...

MRS SHEHU: My daughter has a B.sc.MRS BOATENG: My son just graduated with a B.A.MRS MBEKI: Last year my cousin got an L.L.B.MRS JOHN: Thank God! My son is the only one with a J.O.B

Akpos keeps being punished in school for several reasons but he just won't change. The stubborn boy was in class one day when the following drama took place...TEACHER: Children,...

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec !" yelled the teacher, "you've...

While visiting a village school, the Minister Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one...

TEACHER: What is an island?STUDENT: An island is a piece of land surrounded by water except in one place.TEACHER: What place is that?STUDENT: On top.

A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking...