School Jokes

TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!

TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...

In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!

I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." I...

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...

TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with "because" as the first word? AKPOS: One can not make a sentence with "because, because because is a conjunction".

TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?AKPOS: Mischief.

Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...

TEACHER: Johnny, why didn't you complete the homework you were given yesterday? JOHNNY: Ma'am, do you know the problem with the world? The problem is that 90% of people in the...