School Jokes

In an English class, the teacher wrote on the board, "The English teacher is Handsome." TEACHER: What is wrong with that statement? JOHNNY: It is ugly!

TEACHER: Which is the best month to study? MUZA: Octjubruary. TEACHER: Muza, don't be silly, there is no such month like that. MUZA: Exactly! That's the answer!

An English Professor wrote the words... "A woman without her man is nothing" ...on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in...

During a Mathematics class, the teacher asks, "Class, who knows what 2 + 2 is?" Realising how simple the question, Johnny raises his hand, but the teacher pointed to another...

In a Mathematics class... TEACHER: Suppose you have four N1000 notes in your pocket. All the four notes fall down from that hole. What will you have in your pocket? STUDENT...

After answering a question correctly, the teacher asked me another question, "Johnny, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years." JOHNNY: I...

TEACHER: Suppose I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have? STUDENT: 5 TEACHER: How? STUDENT: I have a dog in my house now.

ME: Dad, I want to plug my phone. DAD: Okay, but don't switch off the TV. ME: (switches off the TV by mistake). DAD: No wonder your GPA is low!

TEACHER: Can you Spell "COW" in 13 letters? AKPOS: SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

In a Geography Class... TEACHER: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Mars, Pluto and Jupiter. Everyone must attend it! STUDENT: Sorry sir, my mum wouldn't let me go so far.