General Jokes
My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later...
A girl goes to the market for her make-up shopping. She walks into a shop, picks some powders and asks the salesman, "How much are these?" The salesman replies, "10 kisses."She...
The Nigerian army was losing a lot of personnels in the war and desperately needed more people to fill their rank and files to fight the war. So one of the top officers approached...
A Chinese man took a prostitute to his home and they started having sex.Once he was done, he jumped out of the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath then went under the bed...
A man was on the side of the Ibadan express road hitch hiking (waving down cars) on a very dark and cloudy night. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so...
A thief was about to steal in a corner shop in a notorious suburb (the suburb is notorious for viciously beating thieves and other criminals to a pulp) of Lagos state, but...
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross...
Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious-looking dog.As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, "Come on in,...
One day, Akpos drives his date up to a lonely and secluded area and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as he makes his move."I'm a prostitute." Akpos thinks...
John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger. John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who...