General Jokes

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After...

Two boys, Thambo and Akpos, were arguing about whose father is more of a coward and here is the conversation they had:THAMBO: My father is so scared that whenever he hears a gun...

Akpos was in church one Sunday. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I want to piss?" The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal...

KWAME: Akpos, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath? AKPOS: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a job ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he...

Mrs. Ifeoma phoned the electrician because her television quit working. The electrician couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work...

A man , angry at the unavailability of toothpicks in the house when he wanted to use one himself after eating a meal called Akpos his houseboy and the following dialogue ensued;...

A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ...