18+ Jokes

A Blue Whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates... But only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every...

A young man was ready for marriage but wanted a virgin, so he went to the village to get himself a bride. As soon as he got there, he chose the first girl he saw and left to get...

HUSBAND: Why do you watch Food Network? It doesn't make your cooking any better... WIFE: Why do you watch porn? It doesn't make you better on bed. HUSBAND: Sharrap!!!

In a cramped bus... LADY: Something of yours is touching me. MAN: Oh! That's just my salary in my pocket. LADY: Did your salary just tripled in the last 5 minutes?

ANYBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS JOKE BELOW WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL GIFT... A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first-class section of an airplane. The woman...

A Man was starved of sex because his wife just newly had a baby through cesarean section. One day, the wife said to him, "Eeyaa, my love, I know how you must be feeling because of...

Learn how to romance your woman and stop twisting her nipple as if you are searching for a radio station.

One day a wife decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her husband. She went and bought them, got home, put one on and waited. When her husband got home, he saw her...

Mrs. Esther started a new lesson on multi-syllabic words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of her students’ examples of words with more that one syllable. "...

There were two people having sex when the man took off his condom and threw it out the window. His girlfriend told him to go pick it up and so he put on clothes real quick and...