18+ Jokes

Mr. Akpos and his three beautiful daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door and the doorknob...

Anyone dating my future wife should please take it easy on her on valentine day... even if she says, "Hit me Harder!" and "Faster!" Or "Tear it!", I beg don't mind her o! I'm...

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, takes her home and they started getting along in the dark. He started sucking her boobs and noticed a whittist substance that looked like milk...

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day, I am laying down, but I am...

A guy wanted to have sex wit his girlfriend for the first time, but he was ashamed of his small 'thing'. So when he was about to get down with his girlfriend, he switched off...

As an ultimate test of his will power, Akpos decided to give up sex for lent (fasting). Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The...

A professor of mathematics sent a letter to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able...

A wife went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of...

An old millionaire businessman got married to a beautiful young lady and on their first night of marriage, he made love to her but she did not have an orgasm! This happened for...