18+ Jokes

I've you noticed:1. If you suck one nipple well the woman herself offers you the other one; This was the origin of "buy one get one free".2. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick...

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in, Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear,...

Lady on phone, "Is that a police station? A man has entered my house and he is molesting me right now!... Can you... Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Awwwwww! Oooooooh! Yeaaahhh! Arrest him...

A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...

The teacher asked Akpos, "Why is your cat at school today Akpos?" Akpos replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Akpos leaves...

When Chidinma went for her annual check-up, the doctor asked her to undress and lie down on the examination table. Her uneasiness evident, Chidinma said to the doctor, "Doctor, I...

A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period. So he decided to send a...

Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to...

While examining a female patient, Doctor tells her, Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."...

In a Physics class...TEACHER: Our topic for today is Elasticity. Who among you can define Elasticity...