18+ Jokes
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.From inside, they heard...
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the...
The following conversation took place between a pregnant woman and her doctor:WOMAN: Is it a boy or a girl?DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's a hermaphrodite.WOMAN: What does that mean?...
A man visited a brothel and demanded to have sex with a virgin. His request was granted.The next day, he asked for a virgin and the same girl was offered to him, "How many sexual...
How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had...
A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hairy thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too...
A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra (sex pills) for him. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next...
1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...