Sleeping With Sheep

A lonely Journalist, sent out to a local town to cover a story, walked into a small bar in the town. He asked one of the local prospectors seated at the bar what they did for female companionship.

"F**k sheep!" the man replied.

After verifying that the few local girls were indeed so ugly that sheep looked good, he resolved to remain celibate. But after several months, he broke down and went out and cornered a nice sheep and took it to his hotel room to wine and sleep with it.

The next day when he took his 4-legged concubine to the bar for a drink, everybody stared at him like he was crazy.

"You bunch of hypocrites!" he shouted, "You've been sleeping with sheep for years, and now that I am doing as you do, you are all staring at me like I'm a crazy pervert!"

A guy at a corner in the bar spoke up, "But that is Kunle's girl!"