7 Questions

Question 1. Who is a gynecologist?

Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure.

Question 2: What is the difference between a cricketer and a condom?

Answer: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop.

Question 3: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?

Answer: To ride a bicycle, you position your ass and then move your legs. To ride a woman you position your legs and then move your ass.

Question 4: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?

Answer: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Question 5: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Answer: Because they are tired of using their own.

Question 6: What is common between men and video?

Answer: Both go backward, forward, backward, forward, stop and eject.

Question 7: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Answer: Your salary, it comes once a month and last about 5 - 7 days and if it doesn't come it means you are finished!