The Old Woman
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/02/2015 - 16:10
An old woman boarded a bus going to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver to let her know when they arrive Benin. The driver nodded.
After several hours of driving, the old woman asked, "Driver, have we gotten to Benin?"
"Ooooh!!" The driver exclaimed, "Madam, we passed Benin 4 hours ago!"
The woman cried aloud, "I want you to turn this vehicle back to beinin or else!..."
Hesitantly and out of respect for the old woman, everybody in the vehicle convinced the driver to go back to Benin.
When they got to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door of the bus and told the woman they had arrived in Benin.
The woman simply opened her handbag, brought out a pack of paracetamol drugs, removed two tablets and swallowed them with a cup of water. She smiled and said, "My daughter said I should take two tablets of panadol when I get to Benin."
After several hours of driving, the old woman asked, "Driver, have we gotten to Benin?"
"Ooooh!!" The driver exclaimed, "Madam, we passed Benin 4 hours ago!"
The woman cried aloud, "I want you to turn this vehicle back to beinin or else!..."
Hesitantly and out of respect for the old woman, everybody in the vehicle convinced the driver to go back to Benin.
When they got to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door of the bus and told the woman they had arrived in Benin.
The woman simply opened her handbag, brought out a pack of paracetamol drugs, removed two tablets and swallowed them with a cup of water. She smiled and said, "My daughter said I should take two tablets of panadol when I get to Benin."
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