The Bad News

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 07/22/2014 - 22:01

A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;

MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to at first?

STAFFS: (murmur) The bad news first.

MANAGER: You all have been fired!

STAFFS: (murmur) Then what's the good news?

MANAGER: I've been promoted.

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