Mayday Mayday

Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does:

PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!...
AKPOS: This is the control tower, come in with your message.
PILOT: I think I've lost both power engines! I need assistance!
AKPOS: Wait o! You mean both engines aren't running?
PILOT: Yes they are down!
AKPOS: And have you performed all routine checks to determine the fault?
PILOT: Yes with no positive result!
AKPOS: Ehm! Okay, but can you communicate with the cabin?
PILOT: Yes the cabin address system is still functioning!
AKPOS: Okay, brief everyone about the situation at hand and tell them I'll love to speak with them.
PILOT: Passengers! This is your pilot. We are having a technical problem and the control tower crew will like to give us some safety tips. Please fasten your seatbelt as they speak with us.
AKPOS: Pilots, cabin crew and passengers, please repeat after me; OUR FATHER, WHO ART in HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE Thy Name... Akpos led them to say their last prayer.
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