My Wife Is Missing

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/27/2013 - 20:27
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
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@malik
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