Cool Off

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating.

"Why are you sweating?", he asks.

The Parrot replies, "Do u know how f*****g hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!"
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