Beating in Bed

Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked "Daddy, what are you doing?" his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"

Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face and said "Mama, but what offence have you committed again in this house to deserve so much punishment?"

"Today alone, four different men have beaten you. First, it was the gate man Aliyu, then Idris our house boy, that vendor that sold Newspaper to dad also beat you and now daddy. WHY? Mama you must be stubborn ooo!"

Akpos is is currently staying with his aunt Sophie at the moment, his dad is behind bars for murder and his mum's burial has been fixed for next weekend