Coded Language

AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
HELEN: (smiling) Oh! Youre not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
AKPOS: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
AKPOS: Yes IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
AKPOS: ILL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.
AKPOS: Till then APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
AKPOS: Ill ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm
AKPOS: And while Im away, PDP with love.
HELEN: What?
AKPOS: PLEASE DONT PLAY with our love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I wont BRF.
AKPOS: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) Ill BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL!
AKPOS: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
AKPOS: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!