School Jokes

Love Letter From A Mathematics Guy To A Science Girl... Dear Love, Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew there was an EQUATION between this QUADRATIC attraction. I...

TEACHER: John, where do you live? JOHN: With my parents. TEACHER: (frustrated at the answer John gave) Where do your parents live? JOHN: Beside our neighbours....

A kindergarten girl was busy drawing a picture so seriously when her teacher asked, "What are you drawing?" The girl answered, "I'm drawing God." The teacher said, "But...

FATHER: How are your grades, son? SON: Under water, Dad. FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? SON: They're below C level.

TEACHER: Who can Prove that 2/10 = 2! JESSICA: This a wrong question. BOATENG: There's no way that is possible. DAVID: It can't be proven. AKPOS: I can solve it very...

TEACHER: What do you do after class? 1ST STUDENT: I buy weed from Akpos. 2ND STUDENT: I go to Akpos' house to buy a cigarette. 3RD STUDENT: I pass by Akpos' house to...

In a Mathematics class, the teacher asks Mary... TEACHER: Mary, how would you answer this question; 2x(4y - 3b) + 2a = 30? MARY: By solving the equation, Sir. TEACHER...

In a mathematics class... TEACHER: Akpos, for how long would it take a man to drive to the moon if it takes him 12hours to get to half of the way? AKPOS: Till thy kingdom...

KWAME: Akpos, will you burn your certificate for 5 million dollars? AKPOS: I will burn the certificates, the school that gave me and also my teachers... I might even burn the...

TEACHER: What is the opposite of Ma? KELECHI: Sir. TEACHER: Good! What is the opposite of madam? AKPOS: Sirdam.