Religious Jokes

A woman goes to a prophet who tells her, "Prepare yourself for widowhood... Your husband is about to die a violent death."The woman takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I go to...

Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like:"LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."

Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the room towards me...

At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Akpos seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's...

Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering...

A Nigerian Lawyer died and arrived at the heavenly gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week...

Mind how you offer your prayers as couples...HUSBAND: Father Lord, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Faith, I pray for Charity, Joy and Grace. Thank you Lord for bringing Joy, Grace,...

I caught my pastor drinking star in a bar which I often visit and shouted, ''What! Pastor you are supposed to be drinking drinks like Malt, Pepsi or Coke and not Star.'' The...

I saw a man smoking CIGARETTE inside the church. I was so shocked that my bottle of STAR BEER nearly dropped from my hand!

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, Wake your husband up! The wife answers, You're the one who made him...