Religious Jokes
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who quite naturally wanted something from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for...
Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept as a secret between the three of them.The First Pastor Said: My problem is money I do...
Bible researchers interviewed Hausa, Yoruba and Ibo folks to know what they would rather change in the bible if they were given the chance.The Hausa man said: "Walahi', the...
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, "Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful...
A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked "Who is a muslim here?" The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, "How can a full...
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself....
Are you tired of the single life? Why not challenge God today? Buy the wedding gown and see if God won't supply the groom! If it doesn't work, RENT THE HALL!
Akpos lost his house rent money of 200 dollars and have been searching for it all day with no break through. He then sit to pray, "God, if you help me l will give you 100 dollars...
There's 3 sons of a priest. They did some bad crimes. One day all of them have to drink holy water in their father's church. The first man walks up and the priest says "What crime...
Akpos enters a church and finds the priest. "How may I help you son?" asks the priest."I'm looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not around. Now...