Religious Jokes

A Sunday School teacher asked her children, "...And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Kunle replied, "Because people are sleeping."

James and Tunde are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Tunde dies. James doesn't hear from him...

My mum is too religious! Over 30 pictures of Jesus Christ hanging on our wall. I grew up thinking he was my uncle.

A man was driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay...

Just of recent, a teacher, a garbage/dustbin collector, and a lawyer died and met themselves at the Pearly Gates of heaven. St. Peter told them that in order to get into Heaven,...

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. The Angel said, "Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity...

Okay, so I was on my way to work this Morning, and while in the car, I stopped by to buy Apple on the roadside, the trader said a single Apple cost N1000. I was like, "Is this...

In a launching service, the pastor said, "Whosoever launches this church project will be blessed bountifully." A young man looking averagely normal took the mic. He said, "On...

A guy walks up to his friend one Sunday and says, "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church after service for me?" The friend agrees and after mass, he...

One day in a catechism class, the teacher asked a question: TEACHER: Students, where does God dwell? A boy stood up to answer... BOY: God dwells in the toilet! The...