Relationship Jokes

GIRLFRIEND: Akpos, you're 30 years now, when are you renting your own apartment? AKPOS: Jesus is more than 2015 years old and still lives in his father's mansion. Don't put...

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic...

QUESTION: If you're dating a girl and suddenly you meet Dangote's daughter at a function. She's interested in you and wants to settle down with you. Would you break up with your...

A girl wanted to visit her boyfriend. She calls him... GIRL: When I come to your place, you will pay for the taxi. BOYFRIEND: How much? GIRL: N10,000 BOYFRIEND: 10...

A guy sent a Whatsapp message to his ex-girlfriend... EX-BOYFRIEND: Hello my dear... I know it's late and I know it's been quite a while since we broke up. But I need to get...

This is the Conversation of two guys: GUY 1: Bro, Whats up? GUY 2: I'm good. GUY 1: Be real, would you be cool with your girlfriend having guys as friends? GUY 2: If I...

A Girl recognised one of her Boyfriend's side chicks and approached her. The following conversation ensued... GIRL: Never in your life talk to my boyfriend again! We are now...

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, what are your plans for this Easter? BOYFRIEND: Same as Jesus... I will Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!

GIRL: Darling, you know tomorrow is my birthday. I need N100,000 to do Brazilian Hair. GUY: I don't like Brazil. They beat my team 3-0 at the world cup.

LINDA: I need a sugar daddy who doesn't want to have sex with me. AKPOS: Follow these steps below... 1. Enter a provision shop 2. Buy one or two cups of sugar 3. Go...