Relationship Jokes

Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...

GIRL: I am warning you, my mum is coming back soon. BOY: Errr...but am not doing anything. GIRL: That's why am warning you, hurry up!

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested! So much for companionship

A lady said to her fiance, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other sweet pet names."The man (uninterested) asked her, "So what do you want to be calling me?"...

A company salesman was about to check into a Grandios hotel when he noticed a very beautiful woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes...

A boy was sitting at the back of a public transport bus and suddenly at one of the stops, he saw a girl he's being trying to woo get into the bus. After 10 minutes, he decided to...

A patient claims to love his nurse. The following conversation ensued:Patient: I love you, you have stolen my heart!Nurse: No man, you are lying, we only stole your kidney.

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office, her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry." She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight? I...

After Akpos gets Ekaitte pregnant, he insists that she aborts it.Akpos: So what did the doctor say?Ekaitte: He said 50k for the abortion.Akpos: Don't worry just give birth, I will...