Medical Jokes

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas (mess), but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent...

PATIENT: Doctor! I'm I ugly? DOCTOR: You're not ugly.PATIENT: But everybody says I'm ugly!DOCTOR: Listen, you are not ugly!PATIENT: I know I'm ugly.DOCTOR: You look like a fine,...

Akpos enter into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours some liquid onto the tea spoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant...

While doing a vasectomy (birth control surgery), the doctor slipped and cut off one of the mans balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball...

Bola, a 35 year old man, was driving in his Prado Jeep with his friend, Tommy. Along a stretch of a deserted road somewhere in Lagos, the car suddenly jerked and stopped. Bola and...

Akpos went to the doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream, I am always playing football." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." Akpos replies, "I can't...

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. James, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these...

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you're afraid and you shake...

A Nigerian Tourist went on a trip to China. While in China, the tourist was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all.A week after arriving back home, he woke up one...

A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A...