Marriage Jokes

Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child!The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains...

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but...

A woman and a man wanted to have a baby, so they went to the doctor to see if there was a way. When the doctor came in, told them about a new study that transfers all the pain...

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried...

BEFORE MARRIAGEBOY: At last! I can hardly wait!Girl: Do you want me to leave?BOY: NO! don't even think about it.GIRL: Do you love me?BOY: Of course! Always.GIRL: Have you ever...

A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5....

One day, a lady visited a herbalist to find out more about her marriage. In the dark and hazy room, the herbalist, peering into a mud water filled calabash, delivered a grave news...

Akpos and his wife laid in the bed, about to sleep when his wife quizzed him on where he was during the day:WIFE: You were reeking of feminine scent when you came home, where did...

LADY: Akpos, no sex for now, I'm mourning my late husband.AKPOS: That's why I'm wearing a black condom. So open your legs and accept my condolence.

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