Love Jokes

Important Notice to All Girls... My doctor just informed me that I will go into a COMA on the 13th of this month and regain consciousness on the 15th... So due to this...

Dear Tina,Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is...

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...

When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...

A guy and his girlfriend wanted to commit suicide on the top of a 10 storey building so that God can officiate their wedding in heaven.The plan was to jump off the building at the...

LOVE is not romantic anymore, love has faded away.Do you remember back then...-When you'll read a whole love textbook because you want to woo a girl.?-Those days of playing love...

I am bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME I...

Someone asked an old man, "Even after 90 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?"OLD MAN: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared 2...

Two days to Valentines Day, Akpos and his girlfriend broke up. This is what happened:GIRLFRIEND: Hey dear, Saturday is Valentines Day.AKPOS: But there is an election on Saturday?...

On Valentine's day, my girl will buy me;1 Boxers short = N1501 Perfume = N2001 Singlet = N150Total spent N500.But she will expect me to buy an Iphone 6, which cost N150,000, for...