General Jokes
Two heavily drunk guys were moving toward each other in a sunny afternoon and this conversation arose:DRUNK ONE: Please is this time morning or night? DRUNK TWO (staggering): I...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.The men open the next safe....
The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China
Akpos was sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town's most notorious thug smacks Akpos in the face and says"That's KUNG FU, made in...
A guy walk into a bar at the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.Five minutes later, the guy walks...
Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...
Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the...
TEACHER: Who is the President of Kenya? ASAMOAH: Kenyatta.TEACHER: Good Asamoah! Kwame, who is the President of Ghana?KWAME: Ghanatta.
The President and his wife, visited a catholic church in Abuja. In honour of their visitation, the church decided to keep blown up pictures of both of them beside the Crucifix (...