General Jokes

ElEPHANT: Hey camel, why do you have a boob on ur back? CAMEL: It's a funny question from someone who has a dick on his face.

Two drivers were talking about their bosses. The first said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just...

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said: VOICE: Hi, how are you?ME: Embarrassed I'm doing fine?VOICE: So what are you up to? ME:...

Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.The barber puts a N50 note in one hand...

AKPOS: I'm in big trouble!JOHNNY: Why is that?AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house!JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.AKPOS: I don't have one.JOHNNY: Well then, buy...

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...

BOY: HiGIRL: What?BOY: How are you?GIRL: Do I know you?BOY: I am RICH.GIRL: OOh! My name is Mary but you can call me "BABY". Am 19 and I stay in Lavington. I love short, dark men...

A man who was out of job, walked down to a zoo to seek for a job, he discovered that the zoo had an unusual position that they wanted to fill, one of their Gorillas had died, and...

A Husband came back home one night, his wife threw her arms around his neck and said, "Honey, I'm one month overdue. It's like I'm pregnant! The Doctor conducted a test on me...

One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a...