General Jokes
In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...
Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does:PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!...AKPOS: This is the...
After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?
Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sandton building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman...
A woman was caught fishing at a dam in a prohibited area. The guard said, "You are under arrest for fishing in a prohibited area." The woman said, "No I am not fishing, I am just...
Akpos left for the Airport and came back 30 minutes later: TSHABALALA: What happened? AKPOS: Airport don go o. As I reach, I see poster with AIRPORT LEFT.
A Girl before marriage looks like a Barbie Doll. After marriage, a BeautIful Doll. After one year of marriage, a Nice Doll. After two years, only a Doll. After 5 years, PANADOLL.
A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India:Dear Sunita, Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's...
A journalist was standing by the roadside. Suddenly, he heard a car screech and saw a huge crowd gather at the other end of the road.He got to the scene of the accident 5 minutes...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing...