General Jokes

Boss says to secretary, "We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements."Secretary makes a call to her husband, "My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week...

A stranger sent Akpos a text message..."Good evening sir, how was your day? I'm so sorry for disturbing you. I got your number from someone you know. I kindly need your assistance...

AKPOS: Your secretary is very sexy!THAMBO: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Maria". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast,...

A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: "Push!..." But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter...

There were eleven people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didnt, the...

Nawa for all these rich people. Akpos went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached Akpos and asked: MAID: What would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt,...

"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...

A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...

One day, a member of the DEA goes to pay a visit to a farmer down in Texas. The DEA member knocks on the door and the farmer answers it:DEA: Hi, I'm from the Drug Enforcement...

A policeman searched Emeka in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs."It's not my fault," Emeka said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they...