General Jokes
"Dear Lord, you took my favourite dancer and singer away, Michael Jackson.You took my favourite rappers, Tupac, Biggie, and Da grinNow you've taken my favourite actor Paul Walker...
FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away.SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!
Man died and went to Hell. He was told that every 1000 years his punishment will be changed and he had to choose his first one.In a first prison ward he saw the young man who's...
Akpos with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?"The magician answered, "There is a female frog in...
A movie director needed an extra to act a scene which involves depicting a gateman. So they offered Akpos, who was incidentally the gateman at the house they were filming, to play...
A chief bought a bullet proof car and was cruising about town with it.One day, he was travelling with the car and suddenly armed robbers attacked him. He screamed at the driver to...
Three Americans and three Nigerians were travelling by a train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans bought tickets each and watched as the three Nigerians bought...
AKPOS: Dad, do you remember that day I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Dad do you also remember that day I killed a honey bee and You said...
One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, why don't you have a...
A stressed man was thinking deeply in his office about all his problems, when suddenly a man rushed into his office and shouted, "AKPOS! AKPOS! Your daughter just had an accident...