General Jokes
LAWYER: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?CLIENT: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I...
There was this guy who admired houses wit nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned...
A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earth worm. After a little while the...
MUSA: Good morning my cheque book had been stolen.ACCOUNT OFFICER: Then we need to block the cheque so that your signature won't be forged and your account swept.MUSA: Don't...
A girl singing in bus. AKPOS: Why cant you sing in radio?GIRL: Am I singing that good?AKPOS: I mean, we can at least put off the radio.
A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing who was more brilliant.DRIVER: U nor go school.CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u.DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan...
Once a boy uploaded his photo holding a dog on facebook.Girl comments: Which one is you?Boy replies: The one holding you!
For a long time Akpos has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid...
A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE...
FOREIGN MOVIES TEACH US:1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.2. More than 50% of U.S population are FBI / CIA agents, working undercover.3. The...