Funny Sayings
CRAZINESS is when you buy a BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for 350,000 naira and at the same time owing your landlord one year rent in your 'face-me-I-face-you' apartment.FAITH is using the...
1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER. 4....
Trouble is:1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Forget the job!2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around...
If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and...
Nigerian Girls are like...Boyfriend spends N100,000 on them, "Aww! He's so romantic."Their brother spends N100,000 on Girlfriend, "Ahh! You've been Jazzed!"
A pretty girl mistakenly stepped on her I phone 6 and she heard a crack. She closed her eyes and silently prayed it was her leg that broke.
Awesome message sent by a MAN to his WIFE... "Hi, honey, I am just having my last Beer and I will be home in 30 mins. If I'm not back, please read this message again. MORAL: Men...
Have you noticed that most of Nigeria's problems begin with the letter 'P'...?PolicePHCNPoliticsPotholesPension ThievesPower failurePipeline vandalsPetroleum Subsidy...
"A Chief is inside a car with the glasses wound up, armed robbers attack and shoots at the chief, the bullet won't break the glass but will kill the chief inside the car.""A man...
I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"