Funny Sayings
Read this very slowly and carefully.I am this catI am is catI am how catI am to catI am keep catI am an catI am idiot catI am busy catI am for catI am forty catI am seconds cat...
Which one is the most painful?1. Studying for 7 years in a University, then stay home for 10 years unemployed!2. Raise a child for 20 years, then find out he/she is not yours!3....
Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. They forget to mention morons!
I want to RANT! I know Girls will dislike me for this but I must post it.Just think about this... A guy will make an update, full of Wisdom, Educative,Inspirational, laced with...
The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...
When I was a child, I used to...Stand by the road with friends and choose cars. Eat food from the magazines.Try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun when it's behind...
This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...
The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...
World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.