Family Jokes
A girl came down from her mother's car and saw a big "L" sticker behind the car and didn't know what it meant. The next day, she decided to ask her father and the following...
A couple woke up one morning after they had a fight the night before. This was the conversation that ensued... HUSBAND: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?WIFE: What's the meaning?...
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
A four-year-old boy was sitting with his parents at a dinner table. Five minutes later, his older brother comes from a party with his friend who is heavily tattooed, and they...
TEACHER: Kwame, you talk a lot! KWAME: It's a family tradition. TEACHER: What do you mean? KWAME: Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. TEACHER: What...
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
A couple was watching a TV programme at home and a conversation ensued...WIFE: Honey, at 8pm tonight they will be showing a documentary about a 120 inches long snake but I won't...
A guy sent his married friend a text message..."Dude, youre going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her (Message...
SON: Wow! The fabulous Asante Kotoko will be playing a football match with Accra Heart of Oaks. Can we go to the stadium tomorrow? DAD: No. You have to queue to get tickets and...
I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"