Family Jokes
Akpos was in the office when he received a phone call informing him that his teenage daughter was pregnant. Akpos was shocked and rushed to the hospital his daughter was in. Upon...
Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.AKPOS: Where are you going?WIFE: I am moving in with my mother!A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing.His wife...
A hunter went into the woods, shot a deer and brought it back for the wife to cook for dinner. He did not want his children to know what kind of meat it is but for them to figure...
A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.He told her his mum had a phobia for non-...
My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins today. He told me he is tired of regular names for twins like Taiwo and Kehinde, Peter and Paul, Victor and Victoria. So he asked me...
I'm tired of all these Dettol advertisements. My younger brother who is just 5 years old carries Dettol in his pocket anywhere he goes. He pours Dettol in the toilet before using...
[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...
AKPOS: I've got a stomach ache.MUM: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts.AKPOS: Now I know why daddy has headaches all the time. His head must...
A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father.The father was shocked, angry and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in...
A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." All...