All Jokes

Once, there was three chinese people who came to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck,...

Akpos was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an eyes operation, so he says, "doctor, I still can't see" The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to undress in...

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.DAD: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.MUM: Me too. I hardly use home...

A married lady was going into a hotel with her boyfriend when she saw her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend. On sighting the husband, the lady immediately...

When I got married, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the...

The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats...

An National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Officer once went to a farm in Sokoto, the farmer, on sighting the officer, told him "Sir, you cannot come on this farm because..." He was...

Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...

HUSBAND: Honey, whenever you are down, just go straight to the mirror and say "wow! I'm so cute and you will be relieved."WIFE: Thanks sweetie, you know what's good for me.HUSBAND...