Funny Sayings

Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body...

10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...

Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations when it is prohibited there?Why is...

Smile at a fine white girl and her whole family will smile at you.But smile at a fine African girl and her whole family will beat you.

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road...Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!Oga...

The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...

You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.You just...

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