Medical Jokes

AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive. Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?

Akpos was lying unconscious in an hospital bed. After a week he finally regained consciousness. The doctor was immediately summoned.DOCTOR: Your recovery was a miracle.AKPOS:...

A man was not feeling well and went to the doctor for checkup. After the doctor examined the man he said "I am sorry but you are dying" the man asked with shock "how much time do...

One fateful day a doctor was in his office when Akpos came running in with a badly injured girl in his hands, and the following conversation takes place.DOCTOR: What happened to...

The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.1. The...

DERMATOLOGIST: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.GIRL: Wow! That's great! Why?DERMATOLOGIST:...

A very fat woman went to see her doctor for weight reduction therapy.DOCTOR : Take a half teacup of tea every morning, one ball of kenkey (small size) every afternoon and three...

Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...

Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said, "don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly...