Relationship Jokes

Don't let your boyfriend put any girl on his D.P with status like, "R.I.P dear, I miss you!" Don't be fooled. RIP could mean Relationship In Progress.

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, we've been dating for 3 months... don't too think it's about time I meet your parents? BOYFRIEND: Baby, it's not time yet... it also took me 9 months to meet...

When people ask, "How are you still single? You are good looking, nice and always listening..." My reply is just, "I'm overqualified!"

So crazy! I was in an arguing mood today and my boyfriend developed a new skill. He said, "I love you and I don't want to do this today." Be careful ladies! The men are...

I don't know why Girls Want To be Friends With You After Breakup... Will You Allow a Kidnapper to Stay in Touch With when They Let You Go?

DAVE: Bro, is she your girl friend or girlfriend? AY: What's the difference? DAVE: The difference between girl friend and girlfriend is that little tiny space they call the...

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with TV Dramas. But will she really leave me?... ...Find out next week!

JONA: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion DAVID: Does she like you? JONA: Yes DAVID Then...

BOYFRIEND: I need to tell you a secret sweety. GIRLFRIEND: What's the secret honey? BOYFRIEND: I'm seeing a Psychiatrist GIRLFRIEND: Oh! I need to tell you a secret too...

A guy was chatting with a girl on Whatsapp... GUY: So what are you doing now? GIRL: I'm on my bed. GUY: Doing what? GIRL: Eating corn flakes. GUY: What would you do...