Family Jokes
Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded: "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied: "My dear, if it...
A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The...
A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his...
Akpos was not very good at swimming so each time he tried to swim, he would drown. His father always warns him to stop but he won't listen. The next day, Akpos drowns again and...
Akpos was always stealing his mother's money any where she hid it. The mother, very confused about what to do, decided to talk to her husband about it...
A family was seated for supper in the dining room. The son, asks his dad "Dad, how many types of breasts are there?" His dad, who looked completely shocked, mistakenly swallowed...
A man in Polokwane calls his son in Johannesburg the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-...
A boy caught his dad having s*x with the housemaid. The father gave his son N500 not to tell anybody including his mum. The boy replied, "Dad, this is unfair! Mum gave me N1,500...
DADDY: Say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: Come on, say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!MUM: Honey, I'm home!BABY: F*ck you!MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you...